'bout to get stupid (up in here)

Brilliant
Maybe somebody else will think this is funny... Tom C??? I don't know. Shit's hilarious.

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Today I ate butter and chive flavored potato chips. They tasted like sour cream and onion chips that hadn't reached puberty. Thumbs down.

This is a kind of cool short film I found. It has humor similar to something from a Wes Anderson movie. Like it.

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steal some gas, fix my motor, put on my beatles tape
I don't remember making that last entry.

Maybe we could lie together staring straight ahead. Lines of vision parallel, they'll never intersect.

Diluted whiskey does not get the job done.

There's a woman who shops at my store that looks like Vigo from Ghost Busters 2.

radioaction
Speedway has these three pack 24 oz Bud Light cans for $3.99. Probably in my top five good deals of all time.

Justin downloaded Snow Angels. It was good and (as expected) a little depressing. Recommended.

I tried to go to bed at 7:00 ish but I couldn't. Despite how tired I am I can never seem to get to sleep like a normal human being. My mind keeps moving and jolts me awake. Drinks and movies fix it.

I'm listening to Interpol. Give me a fucking break.

Current Music: TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS

I'm fucking sick. How did that happen?

So like...
A couple days ago I had left my work uniform in my car. Instead of retrieving it from my car and changing in the house I just walked out to my car in my underwear, giggling to myself the entire time.

theme song
Neat video of Even In Blackouts covering "My Brain Hurts."

I saw them live the year this video was filmed. Weird, I really haven't thought about that in a long time. Almost forgot I guess.

Shit sucks, but what can you do?
Woo. Gotta get out of this rut.

Just finished todays pack of cigarettes. I guess that means it's time for bed.

I love orange juice way too much. I just bought a carton today (er.. yesterday) and I'm halfway through it.

I'm pretty good at making an ass of myself. At least there's one thing I'm not a total failure at.

NICE
It's upside down but I think you'll get the idea.

Blow me where the pampers is.

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